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113+ Side-Splitting Dog Puns That Will Make Your Tail Wag

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Written by Hilly Martin

Punny dogs seem to be a hot topic of discussion lately. The thing is, they aren’t a new concept, puns have been around for quite some time. So looking for a good caption idea? We’ve got the perfect list of 101 funny dog puns! These are sure to make you and your pup laugh. You can even use these captions on Instagram or Facebook. With so many options, it will be hard to choose just one! Get ready to have some fun with our collection of hilarious dog puns that we’re sharing with you today.

There is no better way to celebrate National Dog Day than by using a great caption from this list on your favorite photo of your furry friend. It doesn’t matter if he’s big or small, young or old—every pup needs an awesome picture every now and then. So get out there and take some photos! Then come back here when you’re done so we can help you pick the best caption for them all. This is going to be so much fun!

These days, puns referencing dogs – and memes about puns – can be found on the internet, featuring Snoop-dogg and other famous hounds. This is particularly popular on social media such as Twitter and Pinterest, but puns can be found on any social media platform. You might even find them on the popular website Reddit, where people post ‘I can has cheezburger?’ and other LOLcat memes! (LOLcats are pictures of cats accompanied by eccentric captions.) It’s enough to make you woof! (Woof is another word for the bark of a dog.) lets have a look about dog puns

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Funny Dog Puns

  • don’t like my dog’s collar, but I can’t give her a new one because that would be an even bigger waste! (Waste is another word for something of no value.)
  • My dog has fleas. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a nice flea. (Fleas is another word for an irritating tiny creature which lives on the bodies of animals and humans.)
  • I nearly kicked my dog out. But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
  • My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.
  • The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo.
  • You won’t find what you need here. You’re barking up the wrong tree.
  • My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky. (Husky is another word for an Arctic dog with thick fur.)
  • He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.’
  • My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky. (Husky is another word for an Arctic dog with thick fur.)
  • He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.’
  • Did you hear about that old lady who was mauled by a pack of chocolate labradors? Apparently, they mistook her for a truffle! (Pound is another word for dog pound.)
  • I nearly kicked my dog out. But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
  • My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.I’m a dog mom and that is totally acceptable.
  • So pawesome to be chosen as your ruff rider!
  • What we do on our paws is our business.
  • You make my heart go woof.
  • Let’s talk about paws, baby.
  • If it’s not fur real, don’t laugh out loud.
  • I’m a rescue dog and I’d do anything to keep you safe.
  • Put the “dog” in “sidekick.”

Short Dog Puns

  • Your bark is worse than your bite.
  • Let’s spend our lives together!
  • Here’s a kiss from my paw to yours.
  • Do you even lift, bro? You’re putting me to shame.
  • I don’t need “no stinking badges,” just your love!
  • What are you? A cop? Because I smell bacon.
  • Probability that I will work for food = 100%.
  • Fetch me some ball!
  • Just Chillin’.
  • My nose is cold. May I borrow your blanket?
  • I’m losing my barks. Is anyone else around?
  • I only love you with every bone in my body.
  • You watching the game? Get in here quick, there’s a goal!
  • They said it wouldn’t last… who are they to judge?
  • I’m a good boy, I swear!
  • You’re my new best friend.
  • I like my men like I like my food: meaty and covered in cheese.
  • Life is better when I’ve got you to come home to.
  • Every now and then… I woof myself off.
  • No one understands me like you.
  • I love being in my own dog house.
  • I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • My tongue is hanging out because your approval is so tongue-lickin’ sweet!
  • I know when you are sleeping… few things are scarier than that!
  • I have a big heart and it is yours. Have you met my family? They’re huge.
  • When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade.
  • My tongue is always out, you bring me so much joy!

Dog Puns One liners

  • Yes, I’m a princess. Now give me my bone!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • They say the grass is always greener on the other side… but what about your PEE?
  • reward you with a wag.
  • My bark is worse than my bite… and I talk so much more than I should!
  • I want to be your best friend because we already have the same taste in furniture.
  • Arm rests, can we use them? Or do we just lay on each other? You pick 🙂
  • Am I barking at the neighbours? Sorry, I’m not that cultured yet.
  • I’m not just a dog, I’m your best friend.
  • When you came into my life, it changed everything around me. Now all I see is you.
  • A girl-dog and her boy-dog! (shows picture of two dogs)
  • Bark if you love me! (Dog barks) Wow, bark the same way again!
  • I’m not just the boyfriend of one of your friends, I’m the boy-friend of one of your friends!
  • What are my parents doing right now?
  • It’s not just a stereotype that girls love my waggy tail.
  • You’re the cheese to my macaroni and I can’t wait to eat you up!
  • I don’t need to stop and smell the roses because I know their scent off by heart.
  • I’m wearing my emotional support dog vest today because I have a lot of feelings.
  • Hey there, are you that person that makes every day better? Well good news, you’re right here!
  • My whole life is an open book just waiting for your next chapter.
  • Is it bad that I’d rather sit on the floor than a couch?

Dog Puns Captions

  • You’re my next adventure.
  • I wanted to get you paws, but the store didn’t sell them separate from the whole dog.
  • Been training all day just to be your waiter! Come get served!
  • My face is tired, would it be too much trouble if I slept on your lap?
  • Put your hands up! You’re about to be licked all over.
  • Only waggin’ my tail to say goodbye… but I wish it was “hello.”
  • Love me even when I’m acting like a total butt.
  • Paw-don’t talk to me until you brush your teeth.
  • Can I please jump on the bed now? Pretty please with a dog biscuit on top!?
  • I’m only happy when my ????? are full!
  • I’m a dog mom and that is totally acceptable.
  • So pawesome to be chosen as your ruff rider!
  • What we do on our paws is our business.
  • Pawsome pic of my pupper!
  • Omg, look at the size of his paws!
  • You walked me? I walk you.
  • I love my ruff life.

Dog Puns & Jokes Cringe

  • They will never catch me!
  • I look good in anything.
  • Today I’m going to chase my tail all day long.
  • There is no such thing as a bad weather… there is only bad clothing choices.
  • How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know… what do you want it to shed?
  • Woof! I’m so glad my eyes are this color, I can see all the treats in front of me.
  • I went for a walk and came back with that thing on my head -_- Get it off!
  • Take me home right now or prepare to be my chew toy!
  • Some dog treats are more special than others, but I’m willing to give them all a shot.
  • Keep your eyes on the ball… not on me!
  • I’m fine with the wet grass beneath my paws, but it’s getting slimy.
  • You will never find one single hair on my body.
  • Pets are for kids, adults have real dogs.
  • What are you doing? Oh! I was just barking at the neighbor -_- they don’t even know I exist.
  • I’m so cute, I can’t stop looking in the mirror… wait is it stuck again?
  • What’s this, what’s this? The best part of waking up… is a new day full of possibili-toys!
  • Is that the mailman I hear? No mom it’s just my stomach growling.
  • I can’t find my toy! Where are you hiding it?

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Puns are a great way to make people laugh and endear them to you, especially if you’re trying to get someone’s attention. If this is your goal, then we hope these 101 funny dog puns will help! You’ll find everything from corny jokes about the four-legged friends that love us unconditionally (even when they pee on our carpets) to more obscure references for those of us who really like wordplay. Whether it’s because of their wagging tails or drooling mouths, there’s something here for all types of dogs lovers.

We hope you enjoyed this post and found at least a few funny dog puns to share with your friends. Hope that at least one will make you smile (or maybe even snicker). And so if you’re feeling creative, why not share one of these hilarious captions with your friends on social media? We can’t wait to see your submissions! Comment below and let us know which is your favorite and don’t forget to share it with others who love dogs as much as you do!

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