103+ Bread Puns That Will Have You Loafing Out Loud

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Written by Hilly Martin

Bread is a staple in so many diets, and for good reason! Bread is delicious. But what about when bread is the star of the show? These 103 hilarious bread puns will make you laugh…and maybe even crave some bread! Whether you’re looking for a caption for your next status update or just need a good laugh, these puns are sure to hit the spot. Enjoy!

The 103 best bread puns to caption your photos and statuses with. Whether you’re a fan of toast, bagels, croissants or just plain old white bread, we’ve got you covered. So go ahead and start captioning your food pics with some clever wordplay – you know you want to! 😉 P.S. If you’re not into puns, check out our list of funny Instagram captions instead!

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Bread Puns for Caption & Status

  • Bready or not, here I crumb
  • You are second to Naan
  • I think you’ve made a mistake, my bread is gluten-free
  • I can’t even with these bagel decisions!
  • My girlfriend said it’s over between us, but I’m hoping she’ll sourdough
  • Is it just me or are there croutons in everything?
  • An oldie but goodie—Bread Alone
  • I just had a yeast injection!
  • Bread. Eggs. Milk. Squick
  • You can’t spell slaughter without laughter
  • After this baguette, I’m done with the French
  • Nobody puts Baguette in a corner. Now give me some sourdough and nobody gets hurt.
  • Did you hear about the bakery that was seized by the health inspector? I hear it’s because they were crumb-y.
  • I don’t trust food with simple names.
  • Who says I can’t make bagel decisions?
  • Bread puns are the hardest buns to resist!
  • If you could take a break from sitting, that would be great.
  • I’m not gluten-free, I’m just a flourist!

Short Bread Puns

  • This bread pun has gone stale.
  • You can buy me by the dozen … or at least for less than what you pay at the bakery.
  • Don’t stick your baguette in anyone else’s business—wait, actually do it and make them laugh about it.
  • This bread is already buttered, so why don’t you get your own?
  • I think I’ll take this flourless chocolate cake.
  • Try not to drop any crumbs!
  • That’s it, I’m done with the puns—just please stop baking me like this.
  • I’m not bread-y enough to live
  • Wanna meet me in the oven?
  • You’re tearing me apart, laffy taffy!
  • I really, really like bagels.
  • You deserve butter.
  • To get a rise out of him!
  • Cereal smugglers
  • I hope this isn’t stone-ground. I love you, family! But not in a wheat kind of way…
  • You’ll never get that stain out now.
  • This just isn’t my day.

Bread Puns One liners

  • Just about as good as it gets.
  • It’s hard to be taken seriously when you’ve got a bagel in your pocket.  People usually think I’m at Dunkin’… or maybe shopping for pants at Kmart.
  • When life gives you lemons, make bread.
  • I should be more careful where I park…
  • His parents must have been bakers.
  • This isn’t burnt, it’s bark-colored.  It’s bark, not bake! Get it right!!
  • She knows what she did wrong…but he might need some time to figure out what happened too…
  • Stupid loaf.
  • Oh well, it’ll probably still be there in five minutes.  I think I’ll take a nap instead…
  • She thought she could trust him…
  • If you can read this, please send help! I’m trapped in a bakery.
  • Looks like I used too much yeast again…                                               
  • Some people find legs sexy. I like bread-thighs.
  • We’re not baking in this heat!  I’m melting over here!
  • He might be the one for me…if we could ever get our yeast into action.
  • Bread puns.  Because everyone needs more bread in their lives…
  • Did the bread pun really do anything!?
  • I’m not a stalker… I just like to watch loaves rise.  It’s so beautiful!

Bread Puns Captions

  • Please let there be enough batter for my crepe pan…
  • You don’t need to feel flaky—you can rely on me to always be there for you. Just try not to butter me up too much!
  • Bread puns are the best kind of buns.
  • Don’t believe everything you hear—I’m gluten-free!
  • When it comes to bread puns, I’m a rising star.
  • My dough has risen, but my confidence hasn’t.
  • If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if this was a challah-r situation…
  • Bread is one of the most versatile foods.
  • I was expecting a different kind of ‘hard’ time, but I guess this pun works too!
  • If you’re not going to eat me, can I at least have your croutons?
  • This article has raised more than just my blood sugar.
  • To me, you’re completely crust-less.
  • When life gives you too much leaven, make bread puns.
  • Bread puns aren’t the only buns in town! (But they’re the only ones I like.)
  • I’m not sure if this baguette is long enough.
  • You can take my bakery, but you’ll never take our flourless chocolate cake!
  • Don’t make these bread puns again, they’re making my mouth water!

Funny Bread Puns

  • If you can’t take the heat, get out of my bakery.
  • There’s only one thing I like better than bread puns: eating bread puns.
  • I’ll make your mouth water with the things I can do with bread.
  • You’re pulling my leg!
  • I’m over these puns, am I crusty enough yet?
  • Wanna hear me knead a dough joke?
  • Who’s hungry for some hilarious bread puns?!
  • Bread is the staff of life. It also makes for great conversation.
  • If you can’t take the heat get out of my bakery!
  • You’re making my dough rise!
  • And now, a special treat: some icing-laden puns:
  • I’m not trying to stir up trouble, but I’d like to point out that you’re the one who made this donut hole situation.
  • Try to think outside of the breadbox.
  • You can’t spell “bread” without “head.”
  • I really need this oven mitt, if you know what I mean.
  • Did you hear about the baker that was in the bread line all day? No pun intended.
  • Your words can cut me deep, but also perhaps make me rise.
  • If you’re not going to eat me, at least have some jam with your bread.

Bread Puns & Jokes Cringe

  • Why are these jokes so dough-nate?!
  • I’m not nutty about you, but I definitely think that these puns deserve a great deal of peanut gallery commentary.
  • When life gives you lemons, make lemonade—and then throw them at people who won’t stop making bread puns.
  • Hard times? You can’t even imagine my life!
  • My kind of pun is a pain.
  • This pun is going to make you cry for a loaf of bread.
  • It’s not the end of the world… well, actually maybe it is because I’m going down with this ship.
  • I wish I was a few slices smarter right now!
  • You’re making me so crumb-y and I can’t take it.
  • Take a load off and grab a loaf as you enjoy these bread puns.
  • I’m not crusty at all, but I still hope you enjoy these puns.
  • These are the best kind of buns. Trust me, I’m a rolls-titute!
  • Your words cut deep—but honestly, not as deep as this knife.
  • I’m just not that into you.
  • If these bread puns were part of a meal, I would say they’re the saltshaker on my table.
  • This is enough to make anyone want some homemade bread… except maybe for me because now I’m craving it and I can’t have any.
  • I’m baking up a batch of fresh bread puns for you—do you want to stick around and try some?

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In conclusion, we hope you have enjoyed these hilarious bread puns as much as we have. We believe that laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to brighten up your day than with some good old-fashioned bread humor? We also want to express our gratitude to our readers for taking the time to read this post. Without you, our blog would not be possible, and we are thankful for your support.

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