I’m not sure why, but I love elephant puns. There’s something about their big ears and dopey expressions that just makes me want to giggle. And with World Elephant Day coming up, I thought it would be the perfect time to share some of my favorite elephant puns with you all. So without further ado,
Puns are a funny thing. You never know when they’re going to come up, but you always appreciate them when they do. And elephants? Because they’re one of the most beloved animals out there. They’re big and strong, but also gentle and intelligent. So what could be better than combining these two elements into a hilarious list of elephant puns? So read on for some seriously funny laughs! (And don’t forget to share with your friends!)
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Best Elephant Puns
- Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? Because they only had one pair of trunks!
- What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?“ Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”
- How do you know an elephant is near? Because you can smell its peanuts!
- What did the elephant say to the mouse? “I think you’re cute, but I don’t want to get involved.”
- Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they forget to water themselves!
- What’s the best way to describe an elephant? Gigantic, wrinkled and grey!
- Where do elephants go to drink? The water tower!
- Why do elephants have big ears? Because they need a place to store their makeup
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car!
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
- How do you catch an elephant? You tie him to a post!
- Why can’t elephants play cards? Because they have trunks not arms!
- What does an elephant use as a toothbrush? A branch from a tree!
- Why did the elephant go to the doctor? To get a check-up!
- What do you call an elephant that is afraid of mice? A silly elephant!
- What do you call an elephant with a cold? Sneezy Elephant!
- What do you call an elephant that is afraid of heights? A high-pitched elephant!
- Why did the elephant cross the road twice? To get to the other side!
- How can you tell if an elephant is sad? By its droopy trunk!
Short Elephant Puns
- What do you call a herd of elephants with baby elephants? A nursery!
- What do you call an elephant with a sore throat? A hoarse elephant!
- Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? Because he wanted to make a footprint!
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side of the puns!
- What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty? “Tusk, tusk!”
- Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store? Because they sold the world’s best mice.
- What’s big, grey and wrinkly on the inside? An elephant in a swimming pool.
- Why don’t elephants like to play cards? Because they are afraid of getting trumped!
- What do you call an elephant that wears a suit? An ele-phant!
- Why don’t elephants like to play darts? Because they are afraid of getting hit in the trunk.
- How do you make an elephant float? You take away his trump card!
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
- What has a trunk, a tail and four legs? An elephant with a broken leg.
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
- Do you know why elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees!
- Why don’t elephants go to the beach? Because they would get sand in their trunks!
- What do you call an elephant with a six-pack? An ele-beer!
- How do you make an elephant smaller? You take away his cookies.
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
Best Elephant Puns One liners
- Why don’t elephants use typewriters? Because they can’t fit their trunks in the carriage!
- What do you call an elephant with a peg leg? An ele-phantastic!
- How do you catch an elephant? You tie him to a post!
- What do you call an elephant with a cold? An eleph-antasy!
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
- Why don’t elephants play in the snow? Because they would melt!
- An elephant never forgets, but sometimes he forgets why.
- Do you know how you can tell if an elephant is tired? Because he’s got big ears and a long trunk!
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
- Do you know why elephants are wrinkled? So they don’t take up too much space in the shower!
- What do you call an elephant with a suntan? An ele-phantastic!
- Why don’t elephants wear glasses? Because they can’t fit their trunks on the frames!
- What do you call an elephant with a bandage on his trunk? A healing elephant.
- What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants? A pair of swimming trunks
- Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time? They only have a pair of trunks
- What did the elephant say to the other elephant when they saw a mouse? “Oh no, a mouse!”
- Why don’t elephants like buttons? Because they’re afraid of getting their trunks stuck.
- How do you catch an elephant? You tie him to a post with a piece of string and wait for him to get hungry.
Elephant Puns Captions
- Why don’t elephants like playing cards? Because they always end up with a pair of trunks.
- Where do you find an elephant’s bathroom? In the jungle!
- How do you know when there’s an elephant in your refrigerator? There are footprints in the butter.
- What’s the best way to catch an elephant? Make a net out of spaghetti.
- What’s black and white and red all over? An elephant that’s been caught in a tornado!
- Why don’t elephants play in the snow? Because they might get their trunks frozen off!
- Why don’t elephants wear shoes? Because they have big feet!
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch!
- What do you call an elephant that wears a dress? A pretty big deal!
- What’s gray and wrinkled and hangs down to the ground? An elephant’s underwear!
- Why don’t elephants like to play in the mud? Because it’s too dirty
- Why don’t elephants like to play in the rain? Because they might get wet!
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
- What do you call an elephant with a cold? Sneezing powder!
- What does an elephant use to buy things? A trunk-et!
- What do you call an elephant that’s been sprayed by a skunk? A smell-phant!
- Why don’t elephants like to go to the movies? Because they don’t want to sit in the back row!
- What does an elephant use to pick things up? Its trunk
Elephant Puns & Jokes Cringe
- Why don’t elephants like to play in the snow? Because they might get their trunks frozen off!
- What do you call an elephant that’s wearing a tutu? A ballerina!
- Why don’t elephants like to play in the mud? Because it’s too dirty!
- What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir!
- Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time? They only have a pair of trunks.
- What did the elephant say to the other elephant when they saw a mouse? “Oh no, a mouse!”
- Why don’t elephants like playing cards? Because they always end up with a pair of trunks.
- Where do you find an elephant’s bathroom? In the jungle!
- What’s black and white and red all over? An elephant that’s been caught in a tornado
- Why do elephants drink? To forget the weight of the world on their shoulders!
- What’s grey and wrinkled and wears a trunk? An elephant in a suit!
- How do you catch an elephant? You tie him to a post with a piece of string!
- Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side!
- What’s big, grey and has a trunk? An elephant with a cold!
- What’s the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? An elephant is larger and has a trunk!
- Why don’t elephants like to play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting trumped!
- What do you call an elephant with a runny nose? A snooty!
- What do you call an elephant with a sore throat? A hoarse!
- How do you know if there’s an elephant in your refrigerator? Because there’s a huge footprint in the butter!
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Conclusion
In conclusion, we hope you enjoyed these elephant puns as much as we enjoyed compiling them for you. We understand that they may have been a bit silly, but we believe that a good laugh is always beneficial, especially during challenging times.
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