103+ Funny Corn puns That are Too Corny To Control

Corn puns list
Written by Hilly Martin

Have you ever been so corny that you can’t control yourself? Well, you’re not alone. There are millions of other people who enjoy a good corn pun every once in a while. In fact, I’d venture to say that most of us find corn puns irresistibly funny. If you’re new to the world of corn puns, or just looking for some fresh material, then this blog post is for you! I’ve collected 101 of the funniest corn puns out there – so hold onto your husks, because these jokes are too corny to control! Whether you’re a fan of corn or not, you have to admit that these puns are pretty corny.

But in the best way possible! If you’re looking for a good laugh, then look no further than this list of 103 hilarious corn jokes. Guaranteed to make you smile, even on the rainiest day. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some good old-fashioned corn humor. You deserve it! (Get it?) Enjoy!

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Funny Corn puns

  • The corn was worried he had a cough, his voice was getting a little bit husky.
  • I saw a naked corn cob the other day. So I was shucked!
  • I went to the corn store and asked if I could buy an ear.
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  • Why does Santa Claus have such healthy ears of corn? He only eats fried chicken and collard greens on Christmas Eve, so he needs his veggies.
  • I used to be addicted to soap but I’m clean now.
  • I know a great joke about corn, but I can’t decide if it’s corny or not.
  • Why do you need to take the seeds out of an apple before you eat it? It was Saw-us!
  • Why don’t farmers make ice cream from watermelon? Because they cant’ get their bowls to freeze.
  • When I get drunk, I can be pretty corny. But when I’m sober, I just have corn discrimination.
  • I took the grain to the granary and the corn to the coronary.
  • Why won’t cops use waterguns when they arrest corn? Because it will be a corny day.
  • This corn is pretty rough to touch. It looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
  • Why did the corncob cross the road? He saw a chicken outside.
  • I went to buy some corn but they only had yellow and blue corn at the store, so I was like ‘maize’ just leave me alone!
  • Somebody call for an esculent aid?
  • You can’t handle another joke about corn because you just shucked yourself.

Short Corn Puns

  • I had some cornflakes for breakfast, but I usually have special K.
  • When the corn falls off the cob people call him George!
  • My favourite food is green pea and carrot soup. I’m corny like that 🙂
  • What is corn oil use for? Corn cars.
  • I used to have a fear of heights but just to be on the safe side I got my doctor to remove it.
  • Why did the corn stand in the middle of the road? Because they’re too corny to walk on the sidewalk.
  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
  • When I was younger I used to be really good at gymnastics, but I’m a little rusty now.
  • Why did the potato cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a carrot!
  • Who is maize’s dad? Pop corn.
  • Why did the doctor leave the room while the patient was undressed ? He didn’t want to see him corn-fornicate!
  • What do you call a corn cob in a suit? Corn starch.
  • I think it’s time for a new meme called ‘cornal’. Get it? Like caramel, but with an R instead of an A.
  • If you are allergic to corn, can you still eat popcorn?
  • Did you hear about the new movie coming out called ‘Shuck Punk’? It’s about a street urchin who shucks punks.
  • What is better than finding a penny in your ear? Finding 10 kernels of corn in there!
  • I made a corn husk doll. So I know it’s a little bit corny but…

Corn Puns One liners

  • I want to go on a cereal diet, except only the breakfast kind – no mid-day snacks or late night desserts for me!
  • What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
  • Why did the farmer call his wife fat? He wanted to name his corn, potatoes.
  • I was looking at the menu for a sushi restaurant and noticed they had corny jokes on their daily specials!
  • What do they call the best student at Corn University? The A-corn.
  • What kind of fruit do you never see in a corn maze? A pineapple.
  • I got so hungry waiting in the line at the store, I thought to myself, ‘This is making me corny!’
  • Sometimes when I’m bored I like to sit back and count my kernels of corn.
  • Mom: “Don’t lean towards the TV, honey. I don’t want you to get corn.”
  • I have a lot of leftover red paint from when I painted my house, do you know anyone who wants some?
  • My sister broke her tooth on the school bus this morning. It was one tough ride home for her!
  • I know a great joke about corn, but I can’t decide if it’s corny or not.
  • I need to get a bowl of ice cream and sit in the corner so I can lick myself.
  • We are looking for an acorny story for our next book. Can you think of a good one?
  • I was going to watch the new James Bond movie, but I had to put on my corn pants first.
  • I used to be addicted to soap but I’m clean now.
  • What’s corn’s favourite sport? Field hockey!

Corn Puns Captions

  • My doctor told me that if I keep eating sugar then one day it’ll be spoonful after spoonful.
  • What do you call a man made out of corn? John Deere!
  • Why can’t you play chicken on a train? Because the engineer will corncuss the brakes.
  • My friend has been texting me all night, but I’m too corny to text back because my thumbs are full of kernels.
  • Why did the corn stalk stop moving? It ran out of corn oil.
  • I just raised over 3,000 kernels by fasting.
  • What goes Ha-ha cha-cha-cha? An embarrassed potato!
  • My new shoe’s are too tight for me to put on, but they’re really corny so I don’t want to throw them out.
  • Why did the dinosaur become extinct? Because he was a little corny and his friends left him.
  • Ever since I met you I’ve been walking on sunshine!
  • What did the ghost corn say to the other ghost corn? Let’s get the husk together!
  • What kind of cereal do gorillas like to eat in the morning? Gorilla Munch!
  • My wife is a very caring person. She loves to take care of all the sick people in our community, she’s such a corn husk!
  • What was the name of the vegetable police squad that rode motorcycles? Corn CHiPs.
  • What do you call a corn in the bathtub? Corny!
  • I think it’s like, super corny that we meet at this diner. Like, why don’t we just go to the corn in the morning or something?
  • Who let the dogs out? I didn’t even know they were in. What kinds of dog food has a tip jar at the counter?

Funny Corn Puns

  • I was thinking about going to the movies today, but then I thought ‘nah’ because I don’t want to waste money that could be used for buying popcorn!
  • What do you call it when a corn dies? A vegetable tragedy.
  • If gravity is real then why can’t we see it? Because it’s all corn work.
  • My friend and I were joking around and he said, “Hey man, if we’re going to talk about corn then at least be husky!” I didn’t say anything but I got really angry because he was husking me!
  • I like both types of music: Popcorn and rock n’ roll.
  • My grandma told me that if I kept making these corny jokes then no one would want to be my friend. I think she was kind of corn though because now everyone keeps inviting me to their place for dinner.
  • What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? Slow corn-cobber!
  • What do corn use as money? Corn bread.
  • I wish I could always feel this way. Feeling corny is so much fun!
  • What do you call two nuns at a baseball game when they both try to catch the same ball? Cornflicts.
  • What do you call an astronaut who doesn’t have any kids? Corn-farmer.
  • I don’t know what I’m going to do when summer ends, but it’s been corn!
  • Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a well known six hater!
  • My grandma has so many chairs in her house that if any more of her friends visit then she’s going to need a seating plan.
  • What do you call a bowl of soup that has a face? A corny-chowder!
  • How are corncobs in bed? – Of course, it is a-maize-ing.

Corn Puns & Jokes Cringe

  • If you have a corny pet then your kids can be corny too.
  • I’m so hungry I could eat a whole watermelon! … Oh wait, they’re not hollow inside… Damn
  • What do you call a corn that eats other corns? – A cannibal.
  • What kind of dress material would a ghost wear? – Well, she is a corn-ghost. Of course!
  • What do you call a corn on the cob that doesn’t have any salt or butter? – I can’t eat that! I’m not going to be very ‘corn-fed’ if I don’t have salt and butter on me.
  • What do you call a cow that eats corn? – A Moo-corn.
  • I don’t want any crispy cereal anymore, I only want the corny kind!
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • Why do they serve corncobs at family reunions? – Because they want everyone to be ‘corn-together’.
  • What do you call a room full of corn? A corn-vention.
  • What did the child corn say when he broke his arm? I’ve got a boo-boo!
  • Who is that at my door? – It’s Little Bo Peep! I’ve got Corn, Littl’ Jon!
  • I’m so hungry that if I don’t eat something soon then I’m going to have a big problem on my hands.
  • Why did the man put his money in the freezer? – He wanted cold hard cash!
  • What do you call two fish in a barrel? – Corn-fished.
  • I was reading in the newspaper that corn prices are at an all time high! I think it’s really corny for them to charge so much money for something like corn.
  • Why did the baker stop working? He wanted to get take n’ bake.
  • What kind of phone do farmers use? Cornphones

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