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101+ New Orange Puns To Squeeze Out a Laugh

Orange puns list
Written by Hilly Martin

It’s coming, everyone! This is just around the corner and with it comes a whole new list of orange puns. No matter how you slice it, these puns are sure to orange your day. Whether you’re looking for some fresh inspiration or just need a good laugh, you can’t go wrong with these 101+ new orange puns. So put on your thinking cap and get ready to roll out some oranges jokes of your own!

There’s no escaping the power of orange puns. this is full of them, and we’ve got a 101+ list just for you! Whether you’re an orange lover or not, these puns are sure to make you smile. So get ready to grin and bear some fruit-themed humor! (Sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves.) Happy reading!

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Funny orange fruit puns

Orange Puns

  • Orange you going to say anything?
  • Bitter late than never.
  • Don’t sweet the small stuff.
  • I’ll be there in half a sour.
  • Could you help me orange the fruit bowl?
  • Pip, pip, hooray!
  • A pip off the old block.
  • Better late than Navel.
  • You’ve got a bit of a pip on your shoulder.
  • I would like more than one orange please, in fact give me Seville.
  • All you seed is love.
  • When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.
  • I just gave you a piece of my mind.
  • My first day as a fruit and veg seller and already I’m on the horn!
  • You’re taller than me! No wait, that’s someone else’s pants…
  • The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.
  • The only orange one in a bowl of apples.
  • I can make you apple of my eye…
  • Don’t count your oranges before they’ve hatched.
  • It’s peach the hell happen to you!
  • Life is just a bowl of lemons.

Short Orange Puns

  • You’re stepping on my yellow moon boots!
  • In addition to being vegan, I’m also fruititarian.
  • If you’ve ever tasted anything orange, you can’t be all bad.
  • Your face looks like an apple…you might want to cut it!
  • I have a hat-trick of apples in my bag.
  • We’re giving you the VIP treatment with this basket full of oranges!
  • Do not go gentle into that good night.
  • All you need is love and oranges.
  • Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
  • I wouldn’t be caught dead eating that orange food.
  • Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
  • Happiness is an apple a day…
  • Water under the bridge.
  • You make me want to turn cartwheels – not because you’re annoying, but because it’s fun.
  • I’m seeing someone…apparently you can peel oranges with your toes!
  • It’s not the size of the boat, it’s how many orange slices are in it.
  • You pomme to call me names?
  • Don’t be a lemon.
  • You’re making this too easy.
  • I would give you an apple if I could, but they’re in a bowl…

Best Orange Puns One liners

  • Orange you going to argue with me?
  • You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
  • That’s definitely a banana!
  • Don’t play with your food.
  • I’ve got a thing for you and it’s called an orange!
  • You need to let the air out of your pumpkin head.
  • That pun was so bad I dropped my apple!
  • At first I thought her name was Anne, but now I think it might be Orange? No…no it’s definitely Anne.
  • I want to jump into that pile of oranges and roll around with you!
  • I hate everything about bananas.
  • Don’t make a mountain out of an orange hill.
  • She doesn’t look the same without her makeup on…it looks like she has Snow White syndrome.
  • A penny for your thoughts? No? How about a golden delicious?
  • I’m not taking the blame for this one!
  • You orange me thinking.
  • That pun was so bad it would make an apple cry…if apples could cry.
  • A rose by any other name would smell as sweet…so you can stop eating my rose, thank you very much.
  • The sexy time is over. It’s back to the apples for me!

Orange Puns Captions

  • I’m not falling for that old line again…
  • You’re on thin ice, so watch your mouth!
  • The apple doesn’t fall too far from the root.
  • It was love at first sight – but then he opened his mouth and everything went downhill from there.
  • I’m not too heavy, am I?
  • Blueberries are my favorite fruit!
  • If you did something wrong you can take it up with the pineapple of authority.
  • There’s no need to get eggy.
  • Pumpkin spice lattes are so mainstream…you should try drinking berry tea latte!
  • What kind of moron sticks their hand in a bowl of oranges?
  • That was the last straw. I’m taking you down!
  • Hey you Orange, I heard about this cool new flavor…
  • Looks like apple pie for dinner tonight.
  • Don’t be offended when people laugh at your puns because it’s impossible to not laugh when someone tries hard to make an orange one.
  • For sweet mother of oranges, will you stop using that pattern already?!
  • I think I saw a lemon rolling out of here…
  • Don’t you dare say a word against my fruit! It’s not going to happen.
  • My favorite part about being vegan is that I don’t have to eat oranges.
  • Why the long face?
  • I’m just the banana in the fruit bowl for you to toss around.
  • Do you want a copy of my pomegranate?

Orange Puns & Jokes Cringe

  • Your hair makes a pineapple look good.
  • Everyone has a bad orange, right?
  • I think someone stole my marbles! You have no idea what I’m talking about do you?
  • I asked my mom what she wants for her birthday, and she said oranges.
  • They’re called avocados of mystery because no one knows where they are!
  • Don’t say another word against bananas or I’ll have to greet you with a kumquat!
  • Yeah, I had an orange…it was delicious.
  • If you’re sad that’s ok, I’m here for you. You can cry into my shoulder that isn’t an apple.
  • I just got dumped because they couldn’t handle my attitude…apparently I’m a lemon now?
  • My doctor said I need to stop having these oranges…um, so I guess this is goodbye!
  • Ouch! What did you do? You cut me deep with that orange!
  • There’s no way I’m going to date you after you said what you did about oranges!
  • You’re an apple…with a worm in it.
  • This is stupid, I’m going to do real puns from now on.
  • Happy birthday! Now that you’ve turned into an orange, life won’t be the same again!
  • Oh my gosh she’s a total orange! I think they’re going extinct because everyone hates them.
  • I’ve never seen a fruit behave this badly before…they’re oranges!
  • Is anyone else sick of the ‘orange is the new black’ joke? Cause I think I’ve had my fill.
  • Do you want a slice of me? You know, to go with your slice of cake…I’m so useless at this.
  • You’re the only fruit in the world who can make a banana look good!
  • If it weren’t for oranges I wouldn’t have found out that they exist!

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In conclusion, orange puns are a great way to add a bit of fun and humor into our daily lives. They can be used to lighten the mood and bring people together. We hope that our collection of orange puns has brought a smile to your face and brightened your day.

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