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101 Chemistry Pick up Lines: A Match Made in Science Heaven

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Written by Hilly Martin

Who doesn’t love a good chemistry pick up line? They always make us laugh and sometimes we even find them clever. But do you really know what they’re saying when you hear them? If not, then don’t worry because I’m here to help translate them for you. So the next time someone uses one on you, be prepared and understand what’s going on! Happy pickup lines everyone!
Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, don’t worry, because we’ve got the perfect solution: chemistry pick up lines! These hilarious and flirty one-liners are sure to make your crush’s day. So why not give them a try today? You may just find yourself with a new flame!

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Best chemistry pick up lines

  • My favorite element is uranium because I love U.
  • I’m not being arrogant, I’m just a genius.
  • I’m attracted to you because you’re the opposite of my ex-girlfriend.
  • You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re CuTe.
  • You can put a Tyson’s globe in my pants any day.
  • I’m not being flirty; I’m just extra hands-on with my education.
  • Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
  • You could be my catalyst, because you speed up my reactions.
  • I’m not being cheesy, but you’re the only thing that’s on my periodic table.
  • I might be a chemistry major, but I’d never Bohr you.
  • I’d call you my lab partner, but that would be a chemical reaction.
  • You must be carbon because you’re so good at being unapologetically yourself.
  • Let’s play quantum Mechanics: I’ll be Schrödinger’s Cat and if we meet, I get to be alive.
  • I’d give you my DNA but I don’t want you to get a complex.
  • We have a lot in common: we’re both univalent, and we both get wet when we dissolve.
  • You can produce molybdenum with just one neutron.
  • You could be my lab partner, and we could explore the periodic table together.
  • I bet we have a lot in common, especially since we both love carbon.
  • You might not be the best looking person here, but beauty is only skin deep.

Funny chemistry pick up lines

  • I’m not saying you’re ugly, but you’re not exactly my type.
  • But I can look past that, because I know that you have a great personality.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true.
  • I don’t need pick up lines, because you already fell for me.
  • Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential 
  • Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine !
  • You can be my queen and I’ll be your 2Na+
  • Forget hydrogen, you’re my number 1 element
  • You must be carbon because you’re so critical to me
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
  • I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute angle
  • You’re hot enough to denature my proteins !
  • My love for you is like the universe… Endless !
  • If we were both electrons, would you be my valence?
  • You must be the natural log of 1 because you are my absolute value !
  • I wish I was your second derivative so I could concavate your curves
  • I don’t know if you’re Avogadro’s number, but you’re certainly my favorite !
  • You could be the G in GNP
  • Our love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very, very important.

Hilarious chemistry pick up lines

  1. I’m falling for you faster than an unsecured cation.
  2. You and me, we’re like carbon and nitrogen: we make a great team !
  3. If our love was carbon dioxide, would you be my greenhouse gas?
  4. I don’t need oxygen to breathe, as long as I have you !
  5. Just like water always finds its way to the lowest point, my love for you is irresistibly drawn to your soul.
  6. You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.
  7. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
  8. If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
  9. You must be a carbon sample because I want to date you.
  10. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  11. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute angle.
  12. If we were both electrons, I’d spin around you.
  13. I’ll bet my cation you’re an angel.
  14. You hydrogen bond with my heart.
  15. You had me at “atom.”
  16. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
  17. I wish I was your lab partner because I would definitely take advantage of you.
  18. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute angle.
  19. No matter what element you are, you will always be my sodium. (Or potassium, magnesium, calcium…)

Naughty chemistry pick up lines

  1. You make my heart skip a fluorine.
  2. I chlorine for you baby!
  3. I’m tungsten for you, baby!
  4. You complete my carbon cycle.
  5. You’re the 1 to my 0… the only thing missing from my binary code.
  6. Our love is like covalent bonding, we just can’t stay away from each other.
  7. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.
  8. You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
  9. I’m a fermion because you got my heart occupied.
  10. You’re the only thing I want to measure today.
  11. I’m not being cliché, but you get my heart racing like red phosphorus and potassium Iodide.
  12. body is made up of 70% water and I’m thirsty.
  13. Do you have an extra electrons? Because you’re making me charged.
  14. You must be the product of a reaction between sulfuric acid and potassium because you are hot!
  15. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  16. You can’t spell sexy without “exy”!
  17. Do you want to be my amino acid? Because I want to put my peptide chain around you.
  18. Your beauty rivals the illustrations in my organic chemistry textbook.
  19. I’d give you a quantum of solace.
  20. You make my zygote turn into a fetus.
  21. Do you like green eggs and ham? How about green eggs and (smooch)?
  22. You had me at “meow.” (Alternatively: purr.)

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Chemistry pick up lines are a fun way to break the ice and show your interest in someone. If you want to try using them yourself, make sure that you know the person well enough to be comfortable joking around with them. And always be aware of how they’re reacting – if they seem uncomfortable or uninterested, it might be time to move on. But for the right person, these lines can definitely lead to a good conversation (and maybe even something more). Do you have any favorite chemistry pick up lines? Share them in the comments below!

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