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105+ Apple Puns That Will Keep You Crunching with Laughter

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Written by Hilly Martin

Apple puns are the best type of puns. They’re sweet, delicious, and always a crowd pleaser. If you’re looking for some apple-themed laughs, look no further than this blog post! Whether you’re an apple lover or not, these puns are sure to make you smile. So get ready to sink your teeth into some of the best apple puns around! Happy reading! 🙂

I’m sorry, I can’t help it. There’s something about apples that just makes me want to pun. Apple of my eye, apple pie, A-peeling…I could go on and on. But I won’t, because I don’t want to bore you. If you’re an apple lover like me, then you’ll appreciate these puns as much as I do. If not, well then you can just move along now.

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Amazing Apple puns

  • To do well, you have to apply-ly yourself
  • I apple-solutely love you!
  • You’re so a-peel-ing!
  • When life gives you lemons, make apple sauce
  • Life is like an apple; when it’s ripe, it will fall
  • He apple-on-my-mind!
  • Apple picking time is the best time of all
  • That’s how I roll: peeled or unpeeled!
  • I can’t believe you’ve peeled me this way before!
  • I tried to get a head start, but it’s just too hard
  • We can’t stop here – this is bat country!
  • You apple-tastic thing, you!
  • Easy as apple pie
  • Don’t make me apple-bend over!
  • The stars apple in the sky…
  • I’m not an apple for sure…
  • My heart is like an Apple iPhone on Verizon; I can’t live without it
  • Apple of My Eye(s)
  • My love is like a red, red apple sitting on a tree – all ripe and ready to be picked!
  • I’m just an apple looking for a tree
  • Apple + Windows = viruses. Ugh!
  • A penny saved is apple-penney well spent
  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • Don’t call me late for… er… I don’t remember.
  • The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if it’s sharp.
  • Life without love is like an unpeeled apple: brown and gross.

Short Apple Puns

  • I’m just a simple girl, standing in front of a cider press, asking it to please crush me!
  • When you’re up to your neck in alligators, it’s hard to remember you came to drain the swamp!
  • I have a thirst for knowledge but a hunger for wisdom. Let me know when Applebee’s starts serving beer!
  • Just be yourself, unless you can be an apple, then always be an apple!
  • What do you get when you take the Bible out of religion?
  • I apple-solutely need a piece of apple company credit card!
  • No, you don’t. Now go to the back of the line and wait your turn like everyone else.
  • You have an extra chromosome – just like an apple tree!
  • I wasn’t going to eat you until I applied for this job.
  • I apple-solutely love the latest iPhone!
  • Please stop talking. You’re making everyone sick to their stomachs.
  • I’ll leave you alone as soon as you leave me alone, I apple-promise!
  • Apple makes great computers so they can focus on creating amazing apples.
  • Who knew an Apple store could be so apple-ucating?
  • It’s a good thing I applied before applying became a trend.
  • You’re a total apple!
  • I’m an apple-peelin’ machine!
  • Easy as apple pie!
  • Apple is the new orange.
  • I need to apply for a job at Apple!
  • You made me apple-tally choose between you and my friends…
  • What do you get when you cross an apple with a dog?
  • An apple that bites back.
  • How can I keep from being lonely? (Don’t wanna be lonely)
  • How can I keep from being blue? (Don’t wanna be blue)
  • How can I keep from being lonely, all the apple-time? (Just because)

Best Apple Puns One liners

  • I’m an apple, not a pumpkin…
  • My heart is like an apple; it has five seeds.
  • What did you get for your third place apple?
  • It takes an apple tree to make a pie.
  • You’re as sweet as a honeydew!
  • Life is like an apple. When you bite into it, don’t let your teeth touch the core.
  • Oh my gosh! You look like an apple! (not really, you’re ugly)
  • You’ve got to give them something if you want to get something.
  • You’re so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • You looked so beautiful that I wanted to take you out of this world and bring you into my own.
  • It’s fear apple-ganda!
  • I fear not your apples, but your appletinis!
  • Fear not thy apples!
  • I just bit into a rotten apple.
  • I was apple-ssessed to find out that you’re an amazing kisser!
  • Apple of my eye (apple for the teacher)
  • You know what they say about love and war… wait, never mind. I don’t know either.
  • Your skin looks like an apple.
  • I’m like a slice of homemade pie: warm, sweet and tasty!
  • You look like apples and feel like oranges. You taste like bananas; we should hang out more often!
  • Fall is in the air, I can smell the red apple trees blooming from here.
  • I would tell you how much I love you, but I’m afraid of setting my standards too low.
  • What’s the best way to give back a s…
  • Whoa! Slow down, tough guy. You’re making me apple-tally dizzy with that swinging tongue of yours.
  • I would sell my soul for a slice of your apple pie. Actually, never mind, I’d sell my soul for an apple pie.
  • If you run out of syllables, let me know!

Apple Puns Captions

  • The best way to tell if someone has an apple allergy is to start with their leg and work your way up.
  • I don’t think that’s what they mean when they say “all good apples go to the core”.
  • That’s not an approximation! That’s literally what I said.
  • You’re feeling pretty good about that sale, aren’t you?
  • I’m not mad; just disappointed.
  • He’ll probably be back when he figures out there are no apples left on this tree.
  • If you’re going through hell just keep going – then buy an iPhone.
  • Every day, thousands of people die from being shot by guns. Every day, millions
  • I was going to sit down but you don’t have any chairs.
  • I’ll let myself out as soon as someone comes and picks me up from the Apple store.
  • See how it feels when you get turned down, you recalcitrant little apple.
  • You want to borrow my iPad for a sec? I’m going to splash some water on it and pretend like it did the worst damage possible…

Apple Puns & Jokes Cringe

  • I’m not saying Apple is bad but they definitely need more apples in their logo!
  • Do you have an apple for an apple?
  • Now I know how an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
  • It’s apple-mazing how this iPhone fits so many apples.
  • I just bought the best new book – “101 Apple Puns” by me!
  • Um…. you’re saying that wrong. It should be “app store”.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!
  • Apple is such an apple!
  • I’m thinking about buying the iPhone 6, but I haven’t tried this one yet.
  • I’ve always wondered when my application will be accepted.
  • You’re so special because you’re the only apple in the world that has a bite taken out of it and it’s still good to eat!
  • I haven’t tasted anything apple-nificent in so long!
  • If you want to be taken seriously, stand outside the Apple store and wait for someone to ask to borrow your phone.
  • Do you like my new shirt? It looks just like an apple with a bite taken out of it!
  • It’s not that I don’t like you, I just don’t like apples.

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