Harry Potter fans, get ready to cast a spell on your crush with our collection of 101 Harry Potter pickup lines! Whether you’re a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin, there’s a pickup line here for you. From witty and clever to downright cheesy, these lines are sure to bring a smile to your crush’s face, and maybe even land you a date to Hogsmeade.
If you’re a fan of the wizarding world, you’ll love these pickup lines that play off the themes and characters of the beloved Harry Potter series. From “Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away” to “Is your name Hermione? Because you’re bewitching,” these lines will make your heart skip a beat and give you the courage to approach that special someone.
So grab your wand and get ready to charm your crush with these magical Harry Potter pickup lines. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own happily ever after in the halls of Hogwarts.
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Best harry potter pickup lines
- Are you a Hogwarts student? Because I’d be happy to Slytherin your pants off.
- You must be a Dementor, because you take my breath away.
- You’re making my wand erect.
- I would Platform 9 and 3/4 for you.
- You’re so hot, even Mad-Eye Moody would approve.
- Are you a Quidditch player? Because you just caught my eye.
- You could be a Weasley, because you make my heart race.
- Do you want to come over and Slytherin around?
- Are you a bewitched house elf? Because I’d like to put my sock in your pants.
- You must be a Time Turner, because you make me feel all kinds of tingly.
- I’d let you ride my broomstick.
- You’re so hot, I’d Hogwarts to be with you.
- I’d let you teach me Defense Against the Dark Arts any day.
- You could be a Death Eater and I would still yield to your Avada Kedavra.
- Your eyes are as green as the Forbidden Forest.
- You’re so hot, even Voldy would want to touch you.
- I’d let you Hogwarts my Chamber of Secrets any day.
- I bet your patronus is sexy.
- You’re the choicest bit of Snitch I’ve ever caught.
- I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a Keeper!
Funny Harry potter pickup lines
- You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
- Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
- I would take a Marauders Map just to stare at you all night!
- You’ve got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault.
- I would gladly suffer through the Cruciatus Curse if it meant I got to spend eternity with you.
- You’re more precious than any treasure in Hogwart’s library!
- My love for you burns hotter than dragon fire.
- You make my heart race faster than a Quidditch match!
- You’re the only thing I need in my life – just like a wand needs a core.
- I could stare into your eyes forever… just like I could stare at the Mirror of Erised.
- If we were together, it would be
- – “Yer a wizard, harry”
- – “I’m not just a pick up line, I’m the real thing”
- What’s your favorite Harry Potter book?
- Do you want to come over and study? I’ve got all seven books
- Which house do you belong in? Because I could see us being together forever!
- You’re so hot, my cheeks are redder than a Weasley
- Are you a Dementor? Because you take my breath away!
- You could be my Hermione because I’m wizard at being with you
- You could be my Neville because I’m all about getting with you
Hilarious Harry potter pickup lines
- Do you want to come over and help me do some personal research?
- I’m looking into the effects of extended eye contact
- You could be my Quidditch coach because you could help me score
- Your eyes are as green as a basilisk
- You’re so hot, I bet you could melt butter
- You could be my Dobby because I would let you do me
- You could be my Snape because you’re so good at potions
- Your eyes are as blue as the Black Lake
- You remind me of butterbeer because you make me happy
- You could be my Mad-Eye because you make me feel safe
- Your eyes are as green as the forest
- You’re so hot, I bet you’re related to dragon
- You remind me of the sun because you make me feel
- You could be my Hagrid because you’re hairy and I love it
- Your eyes are as green as the Whomping Willow
- You could be my Lucius because you’re so good at being bad
- You remind me of the Marauder’s Map because you show me where I want to go
- When I get a sniff of love potion, it smells like a home cooked dinner with you.
- You could be my Crabbe because you’re always up for a good time
- You could be my Moaning Myrtle because I’m always thinking about you
- Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.
Great Harry potter pickup lines
- You must be the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, because you have bewitched me.
- What’s your favorite flavor of jellybean?
- You’re so hot, my wand is eager to perform
- Your eyes are as blue as the Black Lake
- Is your name Neville? Because you’re making my Remembrall glow
- You’re so hot, my wand is eager to perform
- You must be a dementor, because you take my happiness away
- You’re so hot, I’d get a Firebolt just to cool down
- I’d let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets
- Are you a beater? Because you always catch my eye
- You make my heart flutter like Mad-Eye Moody’s Dark Detector
- You’re so hot, I bet you could make potions without a cauldron
- I bet you could charm the socks off a dragon
- If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
- But don’t worry, it’s backed up on my hard drive.
- You had me at “Accio coffee.”
- If we were at Hogwarts, I’d put my Slytherin
- You make my heart race faster than the Knight Bus.
- I’d let you into my Chamber of Secrets
- You could be my Little Hangleton
- I don’t need a love potion to fall for you
- With you I’d want to spend eternity in Azkaban
- I’d let you Slytherin my Hufflepuff
- Are you a Death Eater? Because you just stole my heart
- You can have the portkey to my heart.
Naughty Harry potter pickup lines
- Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
- The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
- I’d let you ride my broomstick any day.
- Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my soul.
- You must be the lost diadem of Ravenclaw because you make my intellect shine.
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- You could be a Muggle, but you make my wand stand up.
- “If you think Myrtle moans, just wait until you spend the night with me.
- “You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.
- “You make my Hogwarts a little bit merrier.
- “If we were at Hogsmeade, I would buy you some Butterbeer,
- and then take you back to the Three Broomsticks for some hanky panky.
- “Your eyes are as green as a Slytherin
- “You had me at ‘You’re a wizard.'”
- “Do you want to come over to my place and check out my wand?
- “You must be a Dementor, because you just sucked the life out of me.
- “Are you a Dementor? Because you just gave me a bad case of the feels.
- “You’re so hot, I bet you could light my wand on fire.
- “You must be related to Bellatrix, because you’re one crazy bitch.
- “Are you a Death Eater? Because you just took my breath away.
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Conclusion
In conclusion, we hope that our collection of 101 Harry Potter pickup lines has been entertaining and enjoyable for our readers. We understand how difficult it can be to come up with the perfect line to impress a crush, which is why we compiled this list to help spark some magical inspiration.
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